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Lucky turkey

Every year, as the end of November draws near, Americans go bonkers anticipating one of the greatest events in our nation’s history. For weeks, families and friends plan where they will meet, what they will bring, and exactly what time they will start the big celebration. All gather under one roof to offer a solemn prayer for what they are about to receive: three hours of surroundsounded, flat-screened, smash-mouth football.

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