Bad Santa! Bad!

There are several things no Santa should ever do: drink, smoke, swear or grope moms.

“Those are all good things to avoid,” cautions Nutmeg, the lead elf at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minn. “And no bean burritos for lunch.”

She also suggests keeping your language as if you’re back in the 1950s, “where Santa comes from in popular culture.”

So feel free to work “Golly gee whiz” and “gosh” into your script.

High Profile, Pages 48 on 12/22/2013

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