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So sorry Hubert, but duty calls

Over the holidays, a friend remembered the time he met a recently widowed society matron of a certain age in his local liquor store. The gray old dear was buying a rather large bottle of some very budget hooch, and though my friend tried not to look alarmed, she noticed him noticing.

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