HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY

Happy birthday. June shows a domestic decision. Tired of toeing someone else’s line, you’ll start your own venture in July. Profits follow an excellent plan. Test your ideas out, and enlist the help of experts to get you rocking and rolling.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s been said that you can’t fit a square peg in a round hole, but this depends on what the peg is made of. You feel willing to adjust to make things work today.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): People have their own ideas about what’s amusing, and it’s not always easy to get them to loosen up. But you have an advantage:Your brand of humor has universal appeal.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): You don’t always follow through with an action just because it makes sense to do so. Some things worth doing are nonsensical, but you’re compelled by deeper reasoning.

CANCER (June 22-July 22): Some endeavors are just pointless, but you feel you have to go through with them anyway. Do what needs to be done.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):A cell phone can be an alarm clock, a map, a flashlight, a music box, a camera and a thousand other things. Oh, and it can call people. You’ll meet a person who is similarly versatile, and the relationship will serve multiple purposes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ll be a shoulder to cry on. Listen with an open heart, but don’t advise. It would be overstepping to assume you know how another person feels.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): People should respect your domain, and you shouldn’t have to fight to stay in charge of what happens there.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You build an easy rapport with fellow water signs today. Professional and platonic conversations lead to bonds that go deeper.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It makes sense to pursue what you enjoy and try to get paid for it, too. But getting paid will change your feelings and focus.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Except for in cartoons, most hypnotists don’t really use fob watches to put subjects in a trance.You don’t need a prop, because you have the power of your voice and intention.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The good thing about not being “normal” is that it allows you to see how “normal” has been a sham all along.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):Your plan will get better when you know more, but don’t spend all of your time gathering information.At some point, you have to jump into the game.

Weekend, Pages 35 on 05/16/2013

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