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Ginsu Wives is Rx for blahs

The new record from Conway's Ginsu Wives is called Panic and comes complete with music, videos, photos, directions for proper dosage and a list of possible side effects (fever, sudden infancy, haunted blood cells, acute amusia ...).

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