Horoscopes by Holiday

Happy birthday. You'll flex a new part of your personality this year, daring to disagree with the authorities in your life and opting for different modes of self-expression.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sometimes you think things through, and other times it seems like the thoughts are thinking through you. A series of rapid-fire thoughts will lead to a profound revelation that changes everything.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The people from your past are important to you. You'll make efforts to keep in touch, not because you should, but because these contacts are part of who you are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): The task at hand is an awkward one. You don't have to be the best; all you have to be is your best.

CANCER (June 22-July 22): You'll act on the best idea that occurs to you in the moment. If you want better ideas to occur to you, they will. It's a natural function of exposing yourself to such moments repeatedly.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Cheerlead and coach yourself. Tell yourself that you're a champion, a hero, you got this. There's no time to agonize over the situation, or even time to try and get it right. Just get it done.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Someone has wronged you in the past. If only it were enough that this person has apologized and wants your forgiveness. It still seems a little too easy, doesn't it? There's more that will occur before you'll be ready to let this one go.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Not everything in the relationship will add up. It's a bit confusing, but so what? It's a wonderland! You're not supposed to understand those. If you did, there would be nothing to wonder at.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You can't do A without tending to B, which relies on A being solidly in place. Your best bet is to recognize that this conundrum could go on forever unless you break out and find about 10 other options to try on.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Life leads you to do such funny, contradictory things, and then you'll laugh as though you were merely a witness to this. Of course, you have to deal with consequences that a witness wouldn't have to worry about.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The situation has the potential to leave you in a state not unlike that of a disgruntled teen, sighing and full of argument. Don't let it happen.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Objectively, you feel the situation won't bring out your best and the crowd won't be a good fit for you -- and yet, inexplicably, you want to be included. The reasons are primal and hard to argue with.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Follow your curiosity and ask the meaningful questions. When you know a little about a person's past, this person's present status will delight you all the more.

Weekend on 08/18/2016

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