Horoscopes by Holiday

Happy birthday. You won't regret the money you spend on travel, as what you learn in different places will enrich you for years to come. It's not like you're searching for something in particular, but you'll find various treasures and spend November through February figuring out how to fit them into your full life.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): On the journey to new horizons, don't let negative thoughts sink your ship. Waterproof your mind against them using the leak-proof qualities of laughter, levity, beauty, fun, and starry dreams.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): These are pretty straightforward times. When you do good, you'll feel good. If you do bad, you'll feel bad. There are no complications or intricacies beyond that to stop you from sailing happily forward.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): Giving your best to a rather unglamorous project now will put you first in line later for a far more appealing project. You'll find that this current deal is more interesting than you might have suspected.

CANCER (June 22-July 22): Everyone knows not to burn bridges, and yet when the territorial issues are warlike, and crossing is tantamount to invasion, some bridges really must be tactically burned.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your heart is big, and it radiates a generosity of spirit that makes everyone around you feel important, loved and as beautiful as you behold them. For these reasons and more, you are so lovely.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The future will come soon enough. If you live there now, you'll ruin the surprise of it! Also, you'll miss the surprise of today, which is an opportunity nestled inside an emotional little vignette just waiting to be observed.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): If you want to know who the smartest people are around you today, they are the ones saying, "I don't know." Those who claim to know everything and are very sure about it will be the first to eat crow later.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Those who pay no mind to the risks involved in an action are not as brave as the ones who consider the possible dangers and move forward anyway. Stay aware of what you might be getting into.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You're careful to make sure others get credited for their contributions, but when it's your turn to hang your name on something, you don't care as much. Get the credit anyway. It will be important.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The power players have no more talent than you have. The only difference right now is access to resources. So how can you get better access to more of what you need?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'd trade places with your loved one if suffering of this kind were something that could be reassigned. Alas, the best you can do in this regard is show up and hold this person's hand. You'll be great at that!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't be swayed by immature and petty demands. Stay strong in your stance, or you'll train the world to pester you until you eventually cave to its requests.

Weekend on 09/29/2016

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