September is when Labor Day falls, leaves fall, Fall falls, pirates with their blunderbusses blunder off the plank, watermelons plop down, and line dancers trip the light fantastic, Ron Wolfe writes in Tuesday’s Style section.
Clip and save the calendar in Tuesday's Arkansas Democrat-Gazette for information on everything from International Talk Like a Pirate Day to Hope’s Watermelon Weigh-off to National Line Dance Week.