LOS ANGELES -- Darvin who?
At first glance, the hiring of former bench warmer and anonymous assistant Darvin Ham as the Lakers' new head coach Friday appears to be nuts.
He's never been an NBA head coach or associate head coach, yet he's suddenly supposed to command the respect of LeBron James?
He's been an assistant coach for a dozen years, yet he's suddenly supposed to command a tumultuous culture that includes creaky Anthony Davis and combative Russell Westbrook?
He's toiled in obscurity for most of his 26 years in professional basketball, and suddenly he's supposed to be ready to handle one of the most high-profile positions in sports?
Yeah, nuts.
But, maybe, also, perfect?
After all, the Lakers are arguably the league's nuttiest operation. Maybe they can harness their crazy with crazy. Maybe their shrewd veterans can be shaken up by an untested innocent. Maybe this team with seemingly no chance at winning a championship needs a coach with nothing to lose.
It could be an absolute disaster. Or it could actually work. The only certainty is, the Lakers are such a mess, they have no choice but to take their chances.
"So EXCITED!!!!!!!!" tweeted James upon hearing the news late Friday afternoon. "Congrats and welcome Coach DHam!!"
The numerous exclamation points aside, James probably would have preferred Doc Rivers, the Philadelphia 76ers' coach who was among the Lakers' favorites several weeks ago after they fired the overwhelmed Frank Vogel.
But Rivers didn't get fired from Philadelphia, and the 76ers weren't going to give him away, so the Lakers ultimately couldn't pursue him. This left them with a trio of nondescript finalists: Ham, former Portland coach Terry Stotts and former Brooklyn coach Kenny Atkinson.
In choosing Ham, 48, they went with relatability over experience. Ham was a player development coach with the Lakers under Mike Brown from 2011 to 2013, working well with Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol and Dwight Howard. He later worked with MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo on the Milwaukee Bucks.
Ham knows and understands and connects with stars. It appears that hiring him is a sign that the Lakers are hoping to make their two biggest stars work together again.
"There's no reason for me to think we can't win with them," owner Jeanie Buss told me in a recent interview. "Something that I learned from Phil Jackson is that there's always a path to success. ... Sometimes it might be a little bit harder than other times ... but you have to see the ability."
Ham was also hired, it seems, for the promise that he can figure out the mercurial Westbrook. The Lakers want to trade him, but his attitude and his $47-million contract will make that nearly impossible, so they were clearly looking for a head coach who can somehow make him fit.
Ham certainly faces a sizable task, even for one of the Lakers' tallest coaches at 6-7, as there are giant questions looming from every corner.
Sure, he was on the Detroit Pistons' bench when they beat the Lakers in the 2004 NBA Finals. And, yes, he has a title ring as an assistant for Milwaukee in 2021.
But that's hardly enough bling to buy him instant credibility with James, who not only constructs the team but basically coaches it. Ham will not only have to win James' approval but also carefully orchestrate his minutes next season when James is expected to pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the league's all-time leading scorer.
While managing the slow burn of the end of James' career, Ham will also have to find a way to light a fire under Davis, who is constantly beset by nagging injuries compounded by a lack of personal resilience.
Then there's Westbrook. He wants to control the ball. But he can't control the ball. He doesn't trust his teammates. But his teammates don't trust him. The resounding deterioration of Westbrook's game marked perhaps the lowest individual moments in last year's 33-49 record and embarrassing playoff miss.
So, yeah, Darvin, can you just fix that?
On the bright side -- which is increasingly harder to find even among powerful purple and dazzling gold -- there is precedent for Ham's potential success.
This season the Boston Celtics achieved greatness under rookie head coach Ime Udoka, and the New Orleans Pelicans succeeded under former journeyman player Willie Green. The footprints are fresh and the blueprint is there.
Then again, the last time the Lakers hired a first-time NBA coach, his name was Luke Walton ... and he never stood a chance.
Walton, you'll remember, was replaced by the mild-mannered Vogel, who led them to an NBA championship in 2020 ... and also never stood a chance.