That's Life

Updated 12:00 a.m., Sun April 15, 2018

Winning the lottery on honesty

I’ve always considered myself to be an honest person. The other day, though, I started recounting how many times I’ve accidentally stolen something. Most recently, it was an incident in a big-box department store. I was in a hurry, trying to buy something for my husband’s birthday, as well as a few more items for my family’s Easter baskets. I didn’t get a cart, so I started piling things over my arm. I was impulse shopping, so the stack got bigger. A store employee even asked me if I needed a cart, and I said no, I was fine. When I checked out and pulled my billfold from my... READ MORE

Son’s prank a cat-koozie doozie By TAMMY KEITH

I’m guessing that because Easter fell on April Fools’ Day, the pranks were kept to a minimum.