That's Life

Updated 12:00 a.m., Sun August 21, 2016

In case of emergency, don’t call me

It is a well-established fact that I’m not good in emergencies. I have many examples throughout my life, to which my family has been witness. The first that comes to mind is when my dad was choking on water trying to swallow a big pill, and my brother, who was in med school at the time, did the Heimlich. Dad was fine. I collapsed in a heap on the floor. I had called 911 and screamed out the address, but then my dad was OK. I started hyp... READ MORE

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