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Alexa -- the voice inside the Amazon Echo, Echo Dot and Echo Show -- has thousands of skills, like games and apps. Now you can make your own. It's as easy as typing your name.

Start at We started with the blueprint labeled "Custom Question and Answer." All we had to do was replace their questions and answers with ours and hit "save." Now, if Joy asks "Alexa, who's the best husband?" Alexa will say "Bob Schwabach is better than any husband who ever existed since cavemen walked the earth." When she asks: "What does Bob need to buy?" The answer comes back: "A new blazer and some gray or navy pants." If one of us asks: "What's the best thing to do now?" Alexa will say: "Give each other a hug." (Note: This could be a setup.)

Besides these templates, there's one for welcoming house guests, or you might want a birthday trivia game (find out who knows the birthday boy or girl best). There's another for a bachelorette party, family trivia, a quiz game and even a kind of celebrity roast for friends; Amazon uses what it calls lighthearted burns. (Example: "You should think about being an astronaut on a one-way trip.") In the Doubles Troubles game, the default questions include "Who complains the most when they are sick?" and "Where did you go on your first date?" Get these wrong and you're in big trouble.


After we wrote about a free Virtual Private Network (VPN) for your computer, readers asked about getting one for their phones. Who needs it? Anyone who uses public Wi-Fi at airports and hotels.

A Virtual Private Network encrypts everything, shielding you from hackers, computers that have key loggers (recording all your keystrokes) and prying eyes. Here's an obscure reason: You might want to watch the American version of Netflix in a foreign country. A Virtual Private Network can make it look like you're logging in from the U.S.

Should you get one for free or pay for it? A free Virtual Private Network usually has no legal obligations to protect your identity. They might sell your data to third parties; otherwise, how could they stay in business? Those third parties might use your info to send targeted ads your way. Oh, no, they're sending me a targeted ad. What if I actually buy something?

If you're not worried about that, check out these freebies: TunnelBear, Windscribe and Hotspot Shield Free. They're rated best of the freebies by

Out of 100 paid Virtual Private Networks tested, ExpressVPN came out on top, says TechRadar. ExpressVPN works in 90 countries and has a 30-day money-back guarantee. Prices start at around $7 a month. Hard to figure what would trigger a money-back deal.

DigitalTrends rates NordVPN No. 1. Its speeds are reliable and fast enough for streaming high-definition movies. It works in 59 countries. Privacy buffs like the fact that it doesn't keep records of where you go on the Internet and won't answer if anyone asks. It costs $70 a year. (You pay more if you go month-to-month.) The free trial is tricky, however. If you tap to accept a seven-day free trial, it asks for a credit card, which will automatically get charged if you forget to cancel. If you decline the seven-day trial, it offers a free three-day trial with no credit card required. We always balk when a company asks us to put in our credit card number.


Searching for "Yakko's World" gives you a cartoon video with all the countries of the world run together into a delightful song. (Bob says there's some mistakes, but the video is almost 25 years old.) The song reminds us of one by mathematician Tom Lehrer, running through all the natural elements.

"The palace built by a postman, using stones from his route." Google that to get the story of a 19th-century Frenchman who built The Palais Ideal at night from stones he collected over 33 years. There's also a YouTube video. He must have had help because this thing is huge, with lots of statues and artistic touches. Kind of a masterpiece, really.

"The 5 Best Smartphones Under $250" is an article at They favor the Motorola g6, which has a better battery than the iPhone 8. estimates your fitness level after you answer some questions from a Norwegian university. (You can answer in English.) Then they give you your fitness age. It's good news if it's the same or lower than your real age. (Special Bob tip: If you want to lose weight fast, go to Antarctica. You'll burn about 12,000 calories a day just trying to maintain normal body heat.)

Bob and Joy Schwabach can be reached by email at and

Business on 05/05/2018

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