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There are a few pieces of advice I give readers wanting to know how to get a letter printed on the Voices page. First would be to follow those rules in the policy box printed at the bottom of the page every day. They're not there to look pretty.

That means, for one thing, that you should aspire to keep your letter under 300 words; just a little over I can usually work with, but too much over and it becomes a serious space issue, especially when no one else wants to be pithy. I can use medium and short letters far more easily than I can a 300-word-plus letter on portable toilets (don't take that as an invitation ... seriously, don't).

You should also think about how the average person would read what you've written. Don't write for an audience of like minds; go in, instead, with the idea that your audience has no knowledge of your topic, and relate it simply. And please, if you send in letters by email, paste them into the body of the email rather than attaching them. Sometimes my computer gets cranky.

Reader Jake Tidmore last week reminded me of another thing to which letter-writers should aspire: to not be boring. He sent several quotes about boredom, but I think this one, attributed to Voltaire, is most appropriate for our purposes: "The secret of being boring is to say everything." Believe me, some people have tried. Some have nearly succeeded.

While you're thinking of how to not be boring, think about this joke, also submitted by Jake:

Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport and gets in line at the customs desk.

Customs officer: Occupation?

Putin: No, just visiting.

Give yourself time before you send in your letter. I usually write my column throughout the day Monday, and once I save and close the file that evening, I don't look at it again till the next morning, usually after I edit Rex Nelson's column. Doing that allows me to look at it with fresh eyes, and I often catch things I missed the first time, or find a better way to say something. Everybody needs an editor (and I do mean everybody), but sometimes someone else isn't available. That's when sleeping on it really helps.

But one of the most valuable pieces of advice I can give to letter-writers: Don't write something when you're angry or experiencing another strong emotion if you want it to be published. Too much of any emotion is bad when it comes to our thinking and writing.

Writing while angry can be therapeutic in some instances, such as when someone is recovering from trauma. Some people become more focused by anger when writing, but I'd venture to say those people are in the minority. For most of us, it seems, writing while angry tends to result in word salad (the least tasty kind of salad), as well as things you didn't intend to say, or that you didn't intend to say in the way that you did.

Jack Schafer, a former behavioral analyst for the FBI, wrote in Psychology Today in January 2011: "Anger triggers the fight/flight response, which mentally and physically prepares the body for survival. During the flight/flight response, the body automatically responds to a threat without conscious thought. As the threat increases, a person's ability to reason diminishes. Angry people experience the same phenomenon because anger is a reaction to a real or perceived threat. Angry people talk and act without thinking. ... The more angry people become, the less likely they are to logically process information."

People need time to calm down before they can think rationally again, wrote Schafer, which is one more reason to take a break before sending a missive composed in anger. That is, unless you like the possibility of being sued by someone for libel, or being brutally fact-checked by someone not as nice as I am who has no interest in saving you from yourself.

Logic and facts often go flying out the door when someone is angry, as do inhibitions at times. I know a former neighbor was shocked the day I exploded at her after more than an hour of exceedingly loud music being played while I was trying to write.

She's lucky I didn't bring the furry one out for that discussion. Luke was not a happy boy that day. His ghost is still irritated by that memory, I think.

I get along well with most of the readers I talk to, both on the Voices page and on my own blog. Some even call or write regularly to check up on me, especially since my mom's death, and I cherish those conversations.

Other readers, on the other hand, will never be happy with me. And you know what? That's OK.

No one is universally loved or despised. We've all said and done things we should be proud of, and things we should rue.

What matters in the end is how you conduct yourself in your work and real lives. Have you played victim and blamed everyone but yourself for bad things that happen to you, or have you taken responsibility when you've done something wrong and earnestly worked to make things better for others? Are you more likely to blame or forgive?

Your answers say a lot about you, and about all of us. Hopefully they're the answers you can live with.

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Assistant Editor Brenda Looper is editor of the Voices page. Read her blog at blooper0223.wordpress.com. Email her at blooper@arkansasonline.com.

Editorial on 06/26/2019

Print Headline: BRENDA LOOPER: The write stuff

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  • JakeTidmore
    June 26, 2019 at 2:45 p.m.

    Thanks Brenda.
    --
    Between spoonfuls of ice cream and pie, he said: "Eternity means never having to say 'How long?'...."

  • blooper13
    June 27, 2019 at 11:01 a.m.

    Thank YOU, Jake!

    Speaking of eternity, it seems those-who-won't-tell-their-names want to keep last week's horror show going despite the fact that I said I was done. They don't seem to realize that we can't (more likely won't, because we have lives) all park ourselves in front of the computer all day to flame everyone who disagrees with us. If only we could cut their power so they'd have to go outside and breathe some fresh air. Sigh.

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