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Drinkwitz's humor goes to dark side

by Bob Holt | November 25, 2021 at 2:07 a.m.
Missouri Coach Eli Drinkwitz apparently didn’t think that Dan Mullen’s firing after last week’s loss to the Tigers was reason enough to stop giving the former Florida coach grief. (AP/L.G. Patterson)

Force wasn't with Mullen

Missouri Coach Eli Drinkwitz had some fun at Dan Mullen's expense after the Tigers beat the Gators 24-23 in overtime on Saturday.

Then Drinkwitz had some more fun on a Tuesday radio appearance with a Florida station after Mullen was fired by Florida.

First we have to go back to last season, when Mullen wore a Darth Vader helmet to his news conference after Florida beat Missouri 41-17.

Drinkwitz responded by ending his news conference after this season's Missouri-Florida game by pulling up the hood on his sweatshirt, grabbing a light saber and saying the classic line from "Stars Wars," "May the force be with you."

During Drinkwitz's Monday news conference leading into Friday's game against Arkansas, he was asked how long he had been planning his "Star Wars" payback for Mullen.

"Really, that's our recruiting department kind of had that whole scenario planned out and after the game in the locker room they asked me about it, and I probably wasn't thinking clearly and said, 'Yeah, let's do it,' " Drinkwitz said. "Then it turned into what it turned into. But, you know, it was funny. I thought it was funny."

If you thought that was funny, Drinkwitz was downright hilarious talking about Mullen during an appearance on radio station 1010XL in Jacksonville, Fla., on Tuesday.

Drinkwitz was asked about Mullen's firing and if he believed in the football gods, because it couldn't have played out any better for Missouri against Florida this season considering what happened in 2020.

"My father-in-law is a farmer, and there is an old saying you reap what you sow," Drinkwitz said. "I believe this, that if you sow kindness, you reap kindness. If you sow jackassibility, you get jackassibility. Just kind of one of those things.

"I've done my fair share of jabbing people and know that it will come back to you. So I think it's just kind of part of the game."

Drinkwitz, told by one of the radio-show hosts that Florida fans approved of his dig at Mullen, said his inspiration was Steve Spurrier, the former Gators coach.

"I think the best jabber in all of sports has been Steve Spurrier," Drinkwitz said. "I felt like that would be something Steve Spurrier would've blessed, so I went with it."

Drinkwitz talked about Mullen's "Star Wars" antics as far back as last summer at SEC media days.

"I know Coach Mullen," Drinkwitz said in July. "I have a lot of respect for him, but he's got no future in standup comedy. He's really got no future in acting, either.

"He doesn't know whether there are six or nine "Star Wars" movies. Darth Vader doesn't win in the end, so I mean, whatever."

Asked Tuesday on the radio show about those comments, Drinkwitz said, "Maybe I do keep records and receipts."

Competing for coaches

Florida and LSU have waged among the most competitive series in the SEC.

The Gators' lead is down to 33-32-1 after falling 49-42 earlier this season.

Now the programs might be competing for the same coaches to fill their vacancies.

Among the coaches who have been mentioned as candidates for both jobs are Ole Miss' Lane Kiffin, Louisiana-Lafayette's Billy Napier, Baylor's Dave Aranda, Iowa State's Matt Campbell, Oregon's Mario Cristobal and Kentucky's Mark Stoops.

Nix: Bama calls won't change

Auburn quarterback Bo Nix, who is out for the season after undergoing ankle surgery, sounded like a frustrated Arkansas fan when he spoke on the Birmingham radio show "Next Round" on Monday.

"Yeah I did [see Alabama's offensive performance] and just also saw that Arkansas almost did the same thing," Nix said in reference to the Crimson Tide's 42-35 victory over the Razorbacks. "And just a few of those obviously controversial calls that were in that game raises some questions for sure -- I guess, unless you're an Alabama fan. That's just part of the game.

"We've discussed it over and over and over and that's not going to change no matter what happens. But it was a good game for sure."

Nix said the calls go Alabama's way in most games.

"I mean, legitimately -- I think you can watch the game and anybody unbiased would think that something is different," Nix said. "But it is what it is. It's kind of how it's always been, but that's part of the game and they have good players. You can't take that away from them."

Alabama quarterback Bryce Young, who passed for 559 yards and five touchdowns against Arkansas, met with the media later Monday and was asked about Nix's comments. He basically sidestepped the question of whether the Tide benefit from favoritism by the officials.

"That's an external factor," Young said. "That's something as a team we don't look at, we don't control.

"So whatever happens that's out of our control, Coach [Nick] Saban's always talked to us about making sure that we control what we can control and focus on what we can do. So any external factor, that's not really something that as a team we're concerned about."

Hurt will be missed

Cecil Hurt, who covered every Alabama coach going back to Bear Bryant for the Tuscaloosa News and was one of the most respected writers in the SEC, died Tuesday after a lengthy illness. He was 62.

Hurt, a Tuscaloosa native and Alabama graduate, became the News' beat writer for the Crimson Tide in 1982 -- Bryant's last season.

In 1989, Hurt became the News' sports editor and he was also the newspaper's top columnist.

So good was Hurt at his job that Alabama Coach Nick Saban offered a statement on his passing.

"Cecil Hurt was a good friend and one of the best sports writers I have ever had the privilege of working with, not just at Alabama, but all of our coaching spots," Saban said. "He was a man of integrity and a fair-minded journalist blessed with wit, wisdom and an ability to paint a picture with his words that few have possessed.

"Cecil was loved throughout this community and state as an old-school journalist who covered the Alabama beat with class and professionalism. He was a role model for young writers and the most trusted source of news for Alabama football everywhere. He leaves a wonderful legacy as one of sports journalism's best.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends as well as Alabama fans everywhere who loved Cecil as much as we did."

It would be appropriate if Hurt is honored in some way at Saturday's Iron Bowl when Alabama plays at Auburn.

East vs. West

SEC West teams are 9-4 against their counterparts from the East going into Friday's Arkansas-Missouri game.

The Razorbacks are looking for a split against the East after losing 37-0 at No. 1 Georgia earlier this season.

Alabama, Ole Miss, Mississippi State and Texas A&M went 2-0 against the East with LSU 1-1 and Auburn 0-2.

The Mississippi schools were helped by playing Vanderbilt, which has lost 20 consecutive SEC games.

Along with Georgia sweeping Arkansas and Auburn, the East's other victories over the West were South Carolina beating Auburn and Kentucky beating LSU.

Coach Banister

Barrett Banister, Missouri's senior receiver from Fayetteville, said this week that he plans to give coaching a shot.

It makes sense considering his grandfather, Harold Horton, was a long-time coach and his uncle, Tim Horton, is continuing his lengthy coaching career as the special teams coordinator and running backs coach at Air Force.

"I would for sure regret it if I didn't try," Banister said. "I'm going to try and play football as long as I can and do it to the best of my ability. Then whenever I'm done with that, I'm going to for sure and try to coach."

Banister has another season to play football with the NCAA adding a year of eligibility due to covid-19, but he said he's not sure what he'll do about that.

"I'm literally just focused on this game on Friday," he said of the Tigers' game at Arkansas. "I love Missouri and that's kind of what's on my mind right now."

TD for Davis

Watching Georgia defensive tackle Jordan Davis barrel into the end zone on a 1-yard touchdown run in the Bulldogs' 56-7 victory over Charleston Southern last week was reminiscent of when Arkansas offensive tackle Shawn Andrews scored on a 1-yard touchdown run in 2003 in a 48-20 win over New Mexico State.

Georgia Coach Kirby Smart said Davis had been begging to get the ball.

"I figured they knew what was coming, but I don't know if it mattered," Smart said. "[Davis] was going to get his. He was going to get that ball across the goal line any way he could."

Smart said he didn't think going into the game Davis would get a chance to score in a short-yardage situation.

"It was almost fate that he got the opportunity because we weren't going to do it in the middle of the field," Smart said. "The opportunity arose, I thought it was a great idea and he handled it well."

Playing for Coach O

Ed Orgeron, who will work his final game in Tiger Stadium against Texas A&M on Saturday, said he appreciates his players saying they want to send him out with a victory.

"I love those boys, they know that, but I want them to play for them and I want them to win for the Tigers," said Orgeron, who will be out at LSU when the season ends. "It's never been about me. I've been in a great situation here the whole time. I want them to win for themselves. This is about them."



1(1);Georgia;11-0;Should roll over Georgia Tech

2(2);Alabama;10-1;Has lost on last two trips to Auburn

3(3);Ole Miss;9-2;Ready to match Leach play call for play call

4(4);Texas A&M;8-3;Can keep LSU from going bowling

5(5);Arkansas;7-4;Has lost five in a row to Mizzou

6(6);Mississippi State;7-4;Home field advantage for the Egg Bowl

7(7);Kentucky;8-3;Looking for third in a row over Louisville

8(9)Tennessee;6-5;Heupel has Vols headed in right direction

9(11)Missouri;6-5;Beating Gators gets Mullen fired

10(8);Auburn;6-5;Facing Alabama with backup QB

11;(12);South Carolina;6-5;Beats Auburn in back to back years

12(10);LSU;5-6;Has to beat Aggies to give Coach O one more game

13(13);Florida;5-6;Things went bad for Mullen in a hurry

14(14);Vanderbilt;2-9;Kept things interesting at Ole Miss


LSU linebacker Damone Clark, Sr., 6-3 240

In a tough season for the Tigers, Clark has been a bright spot.

Clark, from Baton Rouge Southern Lab High School, leads the nation with 125 tackles, including 71 solo stops. He had a season-high 19 tackles against Ole Miss and has 3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles and 1 interception on the year.

Saturday's game against Texas A&M will be Clark's final game for the Tigers unless they upset the Aggies to become bowl eligible.

Whatever happens, look for Clark to be all over the field making tackles.


No. 9 Ole Miss at Mississippi State, 6:30 tonight, ESPN

WHERE Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, Miss.

RECORDS Ole Miss 9-2, Mississippi State 7-4

LINE Ole Miss is favored by

No matter how much Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing you eat, you shouldn't fall asleep watching the offensive show the Bulldogs and Rebels figure to put on in the Egg Bowl.

Quarterbacks Will Rogers of Mississippi State and Matt Corral of Ole Miss have combined for 7,693 yards in total offense.

Rogers has completed 435 of 572 passes (76.0%) for 4,113 passing yards and 34 touchdowns with 8 interceptions.

Corral has completed 233 of 345 passes (67.5%) for 3,100 yards and 19 touchdowns with 3 interceptions. He's also rushed for 552 yards and 10 touchdowns.

Rogers and Corral are 1-2 in SEC total offense and fourth and ninth nationally averaging 367.4 and 332.0 yards, respectively.

Other games


Missouri at No. 25 Arkansas

WHEN 2:30 p.m.

RECORDS Missouri 6-5, 3-4 SEC; Arkansas 7-4, 3-4 


 LINE Arkansas by 14 1/2


Florida State at Florida

WHEN 11 a.m.

RECORDS Florida State 5-6; Florida 5-6 


LINE Florida by 2 1/2

No. 1 Georgia at Georgia Tech

WHEN 11 a.m.

RECORDS Georgia 11-0; Georgia Tech 3-8 


LINE Georgia by 35

No. 3 Alabama at Auburn

WHEN 2:30 p.m.

RECORDS Alabama 10-1, 6-1 SEC; Auburn 6-5, 3-4 


LINE Alabama by 19 1/2

Vanderbilt at Tennessee

WHEN 2:45 p.m.

RECORDS Vanderbilt 2-9, 0-7 SEC; Tennessee 6-5, 3-4 

TV SEC Network 

LINE Tennessee by 31 1/2

No. 15 Texas A&M at LSU

WHEN 6 p.m.

RECORDS Texas A&M 8-3, 4-3 SEC; LSU 5-6, 2-5 


LINE Texas A&M by 6 1/2

Kentucky at Louisville

WHEN 6:30 p.m.

RECORDS Kentucky 8-3; Louisville 6-5 

TV ESPN2 LINE Louisville by 3

No. 23 Clemson at South Carolina

WHEN 6:30 p.m.

RECORDS Clemson 8-3; South Carolina 6-5 

TV SEC Network 

LINE Clemson by 11 1/2


2-9 -- Florida's record in its last 11 Power 5 conference games.

156.8 -- All-purpose yards per game for Missouri running back Tyler Badie.

2015 -- Last time Alabama won at Auburn, 29-13. The Tigers beat the Crimson Tide at home 26-14 in 2017 and 48-45 in 2019.

25 of 39 -- Fourth-down conversions by Ole Miss.

2,926 -- Punting yards by Vanderbilt.


"It's not a talent issue. It's a more attention to detail issue."

-- Florida interim Coach Greg Knox, on the Gators' problems during their 5-6 season.

"Someone said the other day we kind of don't make sense to be here. We get along. Maybe we were brought here to bring a state together. It's football. You really shouldn't hate people just because they went to a certain school."

-- Ole Miss Coach Lane Kiffin on his relationship with Mississippi State Coach Mike Leach.

"This is one of the reasons why I wanted to be at Auburn. ... The Iron Bowl has been a game that everybody's watched. Everybody knows Auburn and Alabama are playing."

-- Auburn Coach Bryan Harsin on preparing for his first game against Alabama.

Florida head coach Dan Mullen watches his team perform during the first quarter of an NCAA college football game against Missouri Saturday, Nov. 20, 2021, in Columbia, Mo. (AP Photo/L.G. Patterson)
Florida head coach Dan Mullen watches his team perform during the first quarter of an NCAA college football game against Missouri Saturday, Nov. 20, 2021, in Columbia, Mo. (AP Photo/L.G. Patterson)

LSU linebacker Damone Clark (18) makes an interception against Florida wide receiver Rick Wells (12) in the second half of an NCAA college football game in Baton Rouge, La., Saturday, Oct. 16, 2021. (AP Photo/Matthew Hinton)
LSU linebacker Damone Clark (18) makes an interception against Florida wide receiver Rick Wells (12) in the second half of an NCAA college football game in Baton Rouge, La., Saturday, Oct. 16, 2021. (AP Photo/Matthew Hinton)

Texas A&M kicker Seth Small leads the SEC and ranks fourth in the nation with 21 made field goals.
(AP/David J. Phillip)
Texas A&M kicker Seth Small leads the SEC and ranks fourth in the nation with 21 made field goals. (AP/David J. Phillip)

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