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OPINION | BRENDA LOOPER: No comment

by Brenda Looper | June 15, 2022 at 3:54 a.m.
Brenda Looper


I had to remind myself last week not to read the comments on news sites, or as a friend calls it, "the bottom half of the Internet."

But I just can't help myself sometimes, and then I'm disappointed by the mindless cruelty, inane insults and laughable arguments put forth.

To be fair, it's not just news sites where you'll find such sniping, but pretty much anywhere that has a comment section. Site moderation is key to keeping things civil, and too many sites don't have very active moderators. Because of the added headaches of moderation, then, many sites have limited or completely stopped the posting of comments on their sites.

As Suzanne Labarre wrote when Popular Science decided to shut off its comments in 2013, "As the news arm of a 141-year-old science and technology magazine, we are as committed to fostering lively, intellectual debate as we are to spreading the word of science far and wide. The problem is when trolls and spambots overwhelm the former, diminishing our ability to do the latter."

But some people aren't fans of not being able to comment, saying that the sites want to control the narrative. Sure, that's possible, but I think the more likely explanation is what poet Arjan Tupan posted on Quora in response to a question about news sites disabling comments: "Maybe it is due to the fact that we have lost the ability to be civil and courteous in public debate, and especially on divisive issues, the debate quickly turns to name-calling and repeating one's position at an increasingly aggressive tone. We are slowly losing the skill of empathy, which might have to do with the fact that in media and on social networks we find ourselves in echo chambers, only hearing our opinions mirrored by the people around us, without ever hearing or acknowledging a different opinion."

With that in mind, a few tongue-in-cheek points for those who want to know how to argue on the Internet like a troll (the simple, kinder definition of "troll" from How-To Geek is "someone who makes intentionally inflammatory, rude, or upsetting statements online to elicit strong emotional responses in people or to steer the conversation off-topic," usually for their own amusement). Behold:

• Use the same talking points every time, whether they're those of a party, special-interest group, or your own.

Cutting and pasting is your friend. You shouldn't be expected to think or cite actual evidence to prove your case. And if what you cut and paste has absolutely nothing to do with what you're supposedly commenting on, bonus points.

• Can't prove your point with evidence? Tell anyone who challenges you to do their own research!

Why should you have the burden of proof just because you're the one who made the allegations? Research is hard work!

• Insult and demean every person who disagrees with you, the more personal the better. That'll fix 'em!

All those dang commie snowflakes, libtards, Teavangelicals and Rethuglicans should know better than to mess with you. If they don't straighten up and agree with everything you say, they'll find themselves on the wrong end of an unimaginative slur.

• Hey, look over there!

So you say that red-flag laws have proved beneficial in states like Florida? But what about the 1994 crime bill? What about Monica Lewinsky? What about other whatabouts I haven't thought of yet to try to divert your attention from the topic at hand?

• Don't have a good argument? Twist what you're arguing against into a pretzel.

You can make anyone a villain if you're just willing to try. Claim that because someone said they love cats that they said they want to drown puppies and make them into fur coats. Turn your responses to objections into "So you admit ..." It doesn't matter what they actually said. C'mon, get some imagination!

• If all else fails, claim victimhood.

Say that someone who doesn't have the time or the permission to do so is deleting your comments. Say you've been horribly mistreated by those who've challenged you on facts or your lack of civility. This is your playground, dang it, and you're the boss!

Is there any wonder I need to stay away from comment sections? My smackin' hand is always itching.

A lot of this comes down to the obsession with "winning" (am I the only one who hears that in Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen's voice?). What it means on the Internet is that you can waste hours of your valuable time trying to win an argument with someone who has nothing better to do (and no desire to come up with new arguments; that's ... like, work).

The lack of boundaries is part of the problem with online debate, according to Elizabeth Grace Saunders in Wired: "[I]f you've given in to this addiction, your mind is never at rest. You're ever alert looking for what you can attack online and thinking about how to defend yourself." The key to stopping yourself from getting into arguments online is to choose the right forum, she says, using personal conversations as an equivalent; you don't speak the same way to a friend that you do to your boss, for example. By making your comments public, especially if they're controversial, you're inviting trolls to attack.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't make your opinions known. It just means you should be wary of people who try to start a fight for no good reason and with nothing but insults to back them up. Don't feed the trolls.


Assistant Editor Brenda Looper is editor of the Voices page. Email her at blooper@adgnewsroom.com. Read her blog at blooper0223.wordpress.com.


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