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Bubba bloviates September 19, 2016 at 5:25 p.m.

I can speak for myself, Slak.
mrcharles has you dead to rights. NOT racism in the true bible before Commie Jesus and his wimpy beggar priests put in their two cents. Send more money to Jerusalem, they whined.
Didn't take long to run out of other people's money, did it? Killing that couple, Andy and Shaphire, and stealing their stuff - not racism, just greedy church people not working so they can lay around and pray all day.
Pink is a shade of red, mrcharles. I been inside lots of dead chickens. After the blood is out, they are really pink, except for the liver and you can't bleed a liver too good.
I got my flamingos, mrcharles. A guy down in Florida got them for me. Took him a couple of tries, though.
They are tough, not for grilling very much. Once they were smoked real good and still real tough, I boiled them till they fell apart and made dumplings.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: Just say no to poor kids August 9, 2016 at 10:30 p.m.

Rail too expensive, mrcharles and don't go to all the right places.
The bad parents should go to work training camp on bicycles to improve cardio and start thinking green. They should be able to keep the bicycles after they are trained so they can get to work and start paying taxes.
Slak could never come up with such a brilliant plan.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: Just say no to poor kids August 9, 2016 at 10:16 p.m.

No, no, mrcharles, don't sacrifice at the new altar for that imp, Slak. I have a guy down in Florida I paid to get me some more Great Red Dragons. As soon as he gets out of jail for the last botched job, he is going to try again at Sea World, where the pink flamingos are kept within arm's reach. I sent him some welder's gloves.
I should not have told him about my experience with Slak's breeding pair. I think he was so afraid of getting his privates clawed off that he over compensated and gave the dragon too hard a body slam, like WWF.
Slak's kung fu and sword scare me and the zowy soothed his arthritis (try it for your taekwondo), so this is the only way I can think of to get such a powerful sacrifice and I can't think of a better place to perform such a powerful* spell than in front of the new State sponsored altar. *(more powerful than the 100,000 chickens Tyson sacrificed for me in one hour while the sun stood still)
Did you know one man's wizard is another man's holy prophet and that godnods are pure witchcraft, the result of successful decoding with the utterance of spells known as prayer in some religions? Godnads are something else entirely.
PS, try the zowy. You powerful round house kick much stronger than Slak's pathetic White Crane Style. He look so stupid doing it when he kick out the street lights.
Cutting phone pole in half with one sword strike is impressive, though. You didn't think he flew in air like cartoon to kick out lights, lol?
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I think kid's in government school should wear "I Like Ike" buttons and be made vegan like prophet Daniel, who was one smart fellow.

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Bill O'Reilly: Slaves that built White House were 'well-fed' July 27, 2016 at 10:24 p.m.

mrcharles, I did take two red, flying, dinosaur-like creatures from Slak's pond. I swear Slak is breeding the Great Red Dragon. They turned on me with furiosity unknown in common sacrificial fowl and their attack did rend me and they escaped.
I applied a poultice of smoking herb dampened with whisky, then drank a little whiskey and smoked a lot of herb. The spiritual healing can only be described as miraculous, like a Barry White/Wille Nelson remix.
Maybe I haven't looked as deeply as you, mrcharles, but from what I've seen, it's all pink on the inside.
I am not of the devil, mrcharles.
Just because Slak says I led the family worship with bonfires and drinking the holy spirits and singing along with Black Oak doesn't mean we were worshiping Satan. shondola boshik
I think Slak is the devil, amen, and I told him Ted Cruz's demon name, amen, and warned him to tell you not to say the name three times while looking in a mirror, amen, or you would soon be plagued with traveling used car salesmen, amen, and then he added that other crap, like the lying devil he is, amen.
I don't know Slak's demon name or I'd tell you, then together we could sacrifice those Great Red Dragons and cast Slak back into the pit where he belongs.
Uncle Albert likes Billy O and he lets us use his pickup to play the family worship music and I don't know what to say about that, especially with all these people saying such bad things about Billy. I hope Uncle Albert don't read this but fat chance cause the only thing he can read is the brand name on his chew.
I heard nobody has moves like your Uncle Joe.
I'm itching a little "down there" where I was so grievously wounded so I am going to go self-medicate now.

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Bill O'Reilly: Slaves that built White House were 'well-fed' July 27, 2016 at 4:04 p.m.

GOD DAMMIT! WE ARE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE!
Bill O'Reilly is a fascist pig and as much a morality cop as any Pentecostal or Islamic terrorist.

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Battling the minions from hell July 19, 2016 at 1:32 a.m.

AS TO MY THIEVERY
mrcharles, I did take two red, flying, dinosaur-like creatures from Slak's pond. I swear Slak is breeding the Great Red Dragon. They turned on me with furiosity unknown in common sacrificial fowl and their attack did rend me and they escaped.
I applied a poultice of smoking herb damped with whisky, then drank a little whiskey and smoked a lot of herb. The spiritual healing can only be described as miraculous, like a Barry White/Wille Nelson remix.
AS TO THE GREAT MYSTERY.
I hope we find paradise. I pray we experience it with more personality than a two by four. In the end, like Osama, we will not call, we will not write and the mystery shall remain on this earth.
AS TO THE DEATH OF MURDERERS MOST FOUL
Why cruelly cage the free range people? To give surcease and release them into the great mystery would be kind to all.
And so I prophecy
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En te hondala boshik. Kay en te shawndala es tiengo.
Capitol Punishment is complicated. You must never kill an innocent man.
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Wow! I wasn't expecting that.

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Battling the minions from hell July 17, 2016 at 2:19 p.m.

In America, there will be no talk of gun-banning. All the repuglican ha ha lies to the contrary, the Noble Democrats do not want to ban firearms used in the home for the purpose of self-defense, nor do they want to ban weapons used for sport or game hunting. All they really want is to ban and confiscate all high capacity semiautomatic weapons in civilian hands. And even then, only for the most noble causes, the reduction of casualty rates when stupid, mean people go off on a rampage.
Some would argue, "Why do citizens have to have liberties reduced because of a few f'd up people?"
I don't know why.
In my world, we get rid of the stupid, mean people and the rest of us can enjoy our heart's content. Even if that's shooting bazooka's in our 1200 acre back yard down in Rebel, TX.
But we don't have my world, we have a republic because our wise old male whitey straighties knew there were too many stupid, mean AND lazy people for folks to actually be governing themselves, so they gathered the wealthiest old male whitey straighties together in a special place and let them do the governing.
And so it is to this day.
Except for the male whitey straightie part, but some folks had to grow into the role after so many millennia of oppression and ignorance, except the LGBT, who have always been on the cutting edge of everything, forever, but all of that is fixed now.
And Hillary said, "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." And it was like fire out of her mouth, destroying all who would oppose her.
selah

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BRUMMETT ONLINE: The marijuana movement July 15, 2016 at 11:18 a.m.

DON"T BELIEVE ANYTHING SLAK SAYS, MRCHARLES, HE IS THE DECIEVER.
I STOLE HIS GREAT RED DRAGONS AND HE WAS TOO DRUNK TO RUN AND CATCH ME WITH HIS KUNG FU AND SWORD.
I TRIED A SACRIFICE OF THE DRAGONS, BUT THEIR NECKS WERE TOO LONG AND FLOPPY TO BREAK AND THE DAMN THINGS PECKED AT MY EYES WITH THEIR GIANT HORNED BILLS AND WITH LONG-LEGGED CLAWING AT MY PRIVATES, THEY ESCAPED TO PLAGUE MANKIND.
WOE TO THE WOMAN CLOTHED WITH THE SUN.
Kay ente shondalea qorellum boshik
Which I interpret to say, "Lost is the man who heeds not the words of this prophet."

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House Democrats hold sit-in, call for guns vote June 23, 2016 at 12:27 p.m.

Ha ha, Baron Von Slak, good one, mrcharles! I bet Slak feels really dumb now.
You nailed him, he thinks he got off the turnip truck (trump, ha ha good one) just because he was raised in many cultures and married a dark foreign woman and has a college degree and makes a lot of money advising people about complicated stuff and can shoot better than any of us. He is so damn arrogant and uppity and treats his Arkansas kin like we were a bunch of unwashed idiots.
I hate him, too.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: An inconceivable something June 16, 2016 at 7:36 p.m.

No will to do it in Europe, he says.
True enough and the foreshadowing of the state of will in America after the Noble Democrats are finished bringing their hope and change.
And what would be wrong with that, DSF? Aren't we with Hillary in that regard? Turn inward and finish Obama's agenda. Isn't that what we want?

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