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3 Arkansans in House oppose settling refugees in state October 25, 2016 at 4:33 p.m.

Around here we dip chicken in egg before flouring and frying. Is that as bad as boiling a lamb in it's mother's milk? Frying a mother in her baby's frappe?
Every congressman that voted to go to war in Syria should have Syrian refugees sent to their State.
What? Nobody voted?
Then send them all to Chicago. They'll be great examples and perhaps help to lead Chicago out of the dark ages. A Syrian fifth columnist would have more trustworthiness and integrity than the Chicagoan community organizers we know and love.

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China clothing maker to locate in Arkansas, hire 400 October 21, 2016 at 11:42 a.m.

We may be taking Slak back down to Rebel, TX for more conversion therapy. All he talks about is Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
He wasn't even upset the Chinese Commies are buying up sacred southern heritage land. He doesn't even complain when I reach in his flocks for sacrifice and Sunday dinner. Therapists at the home for unwed mothers and conversion therapy say denial is a sign Slak needs a touch up and we saw him screaming at a TV cartoon show saying Internet trolls are bad and he was shouting, "I'm not a troll, goddamnit" and throwing things.
What's an Internet Troll?
Anyway, I hope I get that Great Red Dragon as a gift to our new Chinese friends and I'll let everyone know how the panda turns out.
Please support the new Gay and Black Lives Matter movement. It is progressively more inclusive.

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China clothing maker to locate in Arkansas, hire 400 October 21, 2016 at 11:20 a.m.

So glad to see the Chinese Commies coming to town. I hope I have a present for them when they finally get here.
I have been off line for a while, mrcharles. The doctor has me resting after reattaching my left testicle.
I lost the female Pink Flamingo after she clawed me and escaped her pen. Last I saw, she was flying south. Her mate just laid down and cried. It gave me a good idea, though.
Searching for the Great Red Dragon, I found these birds to breed, at great trouble and expense in Florida, but now I have brought in a female ostrich in hopes the forlorn male flamingo will mate with her to bring us a real Great Red Dragon. I was holding her for the mating when she kicked my testicle loose.
As soon as I can get around real good, I am going to give it another try. I got them eating from the same bowl, now. Hopefully they will start getting along better, like the blacks and gays.
If I get the giant red flamingo of my dreams, I will trade one to China for a panda cub. I wonder what smoked panda tastes like? In any case, a sacrifice of panda should return good results for prayers to bring fields of gold and progeny numbering like grains of sand.
Right testicle still works, no thanks to wimpy commie Jesus.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: Wise and brave counsel October 18, 2016 at 11:10 a.m.

Donkey or viper, it matters not who you vote for, mrcharles.
All roads lead to Armageddon.
The Clinton Cartel provides the straightest path to the global oligarchy which must exist before the end of the age. Good fundamental eschatologists will vote for Slak's "Political Ruling Class" to hasten the Coming. Fraidy cats will vote Trump, to stave off judgment for a few more years.
It is not odd for a backwoods prophet to see the city-slicker preachers care more for the sin of talking bad while ignoring the greater sin of doing bad.
It is ok for the birds of inequity to fly over your head.
It is wrong to allow them to build a nest in your hair.
Even good people can vocalize a stray bad thought.
Bad people meticulously plot their evil and execute their evil plots with devotion and drive.

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Giving up on Trump? Ryan focusing on saving GOP majority October 10, 2016 at 4:47 p.m.

The Fire of the One True God is burning away the dross and the Wind of His Truth blows away the ash.
All that will remain is the nurturing earthiness proclaimed by the prophet mrcharles and the endless shovelfuls of it will restore the earth of man to its natural glory.
For mankind will fail to recognize itself in it's full Pinkness until it is covered with the flinging's of the great primates in its heritage.
For we are cousins with the noble Bonobo and the heartless Chimpanzee and we must chose one house to follow.
Will we follow the loving Bonobo's of the House of Trump or the cruel Chimps of the Clinton dynasty?
The one True God laughs because he's rigged the game.
All roads lead to Armageddon.
Vote for the donkey or the adder, it matters not.
Stay home and get wasted!

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Bubba bloviates September 19, 2016 at 5:25 p.m.

I can speak for myself, Slak.
mrcharles has you dead to rights. NOT racism in the true bible before Commie Jesus and his wimpy beggar priests put in their two cents. Send more money to Jerusalem, they whined.
Didn't take long to run out of other people's money, did it? Killing that couple, Andy and Shaphire, and stealing their stuff - not racism, just greedy church people not working so they can lay around and pray all day.
Pink is a shade of red, mrcharles. I been inside lots of dead chickens. After the blood is out, they are really pink, except for the liver and you can't bleed a liver too good.
I got my flamingos, mrcharles. A guy down in Florida got them for me. Took him a couple of tries, though.
They are tough, not for grilling very much. Once they were smoked real good and still real tough, I boiled them till they fell apart and made dumplings.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: Just say no to poor kids August 9, 2016 at 10:30 p.m.

Rail too expensive, mrcharles and don't go to all the right places.
The bad parents should go to work training camp on bicycles to improve cardio and start thinking green. They should be able to keep the bicycles after they are trained so they can get to work and start paying taxes.
Slak could never come up with such a brilliant plan.

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JOHN BRUMMETT: Just say no to poor kids August 9, 2016 at 10:16 p.m.

No, no, mrcharles, don't sacrifice at the new altar for that imp, Slak. I have a guy down in Florida I paid to get me some more Great Red Dragons. As soon as he gets out of jail for the last botched job, he is going to try again at Sea World, where the pink flamingos are kept within arm's reach. I sent him some welder's gloves.
I should not have told him about my experience with Slak's breeding pair. I think he was so afraid of getting his privates clawed off that he over compensated and gave the dragon too hard a body slam, like WWF.
Slak's kung fu and sword scare me and the zowy soothed his arthritis (try it for your taekwondo), so this is the only way I can think of to get such a powerful sacrifice and I can't think of a better place to perform such a powerful* spell than in front of the new State sponsored altar. *(more powerful than the 100,000 chickens Tyson sacrificed for me in one hour while the sun stood still)
Did you know one man's wizard is another man's holy prophet and that godnods are pure witchcraft, the result of successful decoding with the utterance of spells known as prayer in some religions? Godnads are something else entirely.
PS, try the zowy. You powerful round house kick much stronger than Slak's pathetic White Crane Style. He look so stupid doing it when he kick out the street lights.
Cutting phone pole in half with one sword strike is impressive, though. You didn't think he flew in air like cartoon to kick out lights, lol?
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I think kid's in government school should wear "I Like Ike" buttons and be made vegan like prophet Daniel, who was one smart fellow.

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Bill O'Reilly: Slaves that built White House were 'well-fed' July 27, 2016 at 10:24 p.m.

mrcharles, I did take two red, flying, dinosaur-like creatures from Slak's pond. I swear Slak is breeding the Great Red Dragon. They turned on me with furiosity unknown in common sacrificial fowl and their attack did rend me and they escaped.
I applied a poultice of smoking herb dampened with whisky, then drank a little whiskey and smoked a lot of herb. The spiritual healing can only be described as miraculous, like a Barry White/Wille Nelson remix.
Maybe I haven't looked as deeply as you, mrcharles, but from what I've seen, it's all pink on the inside.
I am not of the devil, mrcharles.
Just because Slak says I led the family worship with bonfires and drinking the holy spirits and singing along with Black Oak doesn't mean we were worshiping Satan. shondola boshik
I think Slak is the devil, amen, and I told him Ted Cruz's demon name, amen, and warned him to tell you not to say the name three times while looking in a mirror, amen, or you would soon be plagued with traveling used car salesmen, amen, and then he added that other crap, like the lying devil he is, amen.
I don't know Slak's demon name or I'd tell you, then together we could sacrifice those Great Red Dragons and cast Slak back into the pit where he belongs.
Uncle Albert likes Billy O and he lets us use his pickup to play the family worship music and I don't know what to say about that, especially with all these people saying such bad things about Billy. I hope Uncle Albert don't read this but fat chance cause the only thing he can read is the brand name on his chew.
I heard nobody has moves like your Uncle Joe.
I'm itching a little "down there" where I was so grievously wounded so I am going to go self-medicate now.

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Bill O'Reilly: Slaves that built White House were 'well-fed' July 27, 2016 at 4:04 p.m.

GOD DAMMIT! WE ARE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE!
Bill O'Reilly is a fascist pig and as much a morality cop as any Pentecostal or Islamic terrorist.

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