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I never convinced our parents to let us adopt a dog. "I'm allergic," lied my father, while my mother came up with a more creative excuse : "We don't believe in species subjugation." Actually, they didn't believe in picking up poo. Which, in hindsight, is understandable.

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ActiveStyle, Pages 25 on 06/15/2009

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